Not a goose

I'm starting a new thing on my blog... "According to Eric" ... a place where I can jot down the funny things he says to me. Here's the first:

According to Eric:
Today we were sitting on the couch goofing around, and I said, "Eric, you are a silly goose." Eric's reply - "I am NOT a goose. I'm just a little boy. A goose lives in the water." Can't argue with that.